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Who's top of the class this week? Will it be a crude coaster? A croissant cushion? A cat-covered kitchen clock? Browse our best-sellers here and let the Red Candy prefects guide you through the products...
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Audrey Tissue Cover Girl

Audrey Tissue Cover Girl

£41.25£28.95
Hungry Hippo Desk Tidy

Hungry Hippo Desk Tidy

£36.25£25.95
Hamish the Highland Cow Footstool

Hamish the Highland Cow Footstool

£86.25£62.10
Bunch of Twats Mug

Bunch of Twats Mug

£13.75£10.95
I'm here to Steal your Snacks Tote Bag

I'm here to Steal your Snacks Tote Bag

£12.50£10.00
Sardine Tin Wall Clock – Grey

Sardine Tin Wall Clock - Grey

£30.00£20.95
Hungry Hippo Desk Tidy (Grey)

Hungry Hippo Desk Tidy - Grey

£36.25£25.95
Tiger Doormat

Tiger Doormat

£28.75£19.95
You're Fucking Ace Coaster

You're Fucking Ace Coaster

£5.00£4.00
Cathy the Cow Footstool

Cathy the Cow Footstool

£78.75£55.95
Chaz the Cheetah Doormat

Chaz the Cheetah Doormat

£28.75£19.95
Diplodocus Dino Egg Cup

Diplodocus Dino Egg Cup

£12.50£10.00
Fernanda the Flamingo Vase (Large)

Fernanda the Flamingo Vase - Large

£40.00£27.95
Tallulah the Teal Highland Cow Footstool

Tallulah the Teal Highland Cow Footstool

£74.00
Brigitte Tissue Cover Girl

Brigitte Tissue Cover Girl

£41.25£28.95
Edison Solar Powered Lightbulb Lamp

Edison Solar Powered Lightbulb Lamp

£11.88£9.50
Suck UK Legless Corkscrew

Suck UK Legless Corkscrew

£12.50£10.00
T-Rex Dino Egg Cup

T-Rex Dino Egg Cup

£12.50£10.00
Suck UK Sharpener Desk Tidy

Suck UK Sharpener Desk Tidy

£18.75£14.95
Nice Tits side plate

Nice Tits side plate

£24.38£16.95
Wild Dining Plate - Alpaca

Wild Dining Plate - Alpaca

£14.94£11.95
Sorry I Fell Asleep Coaster

Sorry I Fell Asleep Coaster

£5.00£4.00
Gracula Garlic Twist

Gracula Garlic Twist

£20.00£15.95
Hungry Squirrel Snack Bowl

Hungry Squirrel Snack Bowl

£31.25£24.95
Plant Watering Mushroom

Plant Watering Mushroom

£21.88£16.95
Frida Mini Planter

Frida Mini Planter

£11.88£9.50
IMG-SMILEY

Smiley Doormat

£22.50£15.95
Leopard Spots Doormat

Leopard Spots Doormat

£22.50£15.95
Wild Dining Plate - Giraffe

Wild Dining Plate - Giraffe

£14.94£11.95
I Really Otter Have Cheese Side Plate

I Really Otter Have Cheese Side Plate

£27.50£21.95
Wild Dining Plate - Cat

Wild Dining Plate - Cat

£14.94£11.95
Dirty Bitch Soap

Dirty Bitch Soap

£12.50£10.00
Dinosaur Bottle Opener

Dinosaur Bottle Opener

£26.25£17.95
Dinosaur Shit Mug

Dinosaur Shit Mug

£12.50£9.00
Star Wars Yoda Doormat

Star Wars Yoda Doormat

£20.00£15.95
Please Remove Your Louboutins Doormat

Please Remove Your Louboutins Doormat

£22.50£15.95
Tell Me We're Having Pudding? Side Plate

Tell Me We're Having Pudding? Side Plate

£27.50£21.95
Wild Dining Plate - Gorilla

Wild Dining Plate - Gorilla

£14.94£11.95
Pastry Eating Champion Side Plate

Pastry Eating Champion Side Plate

£27.50£18.95
Live in Harmony Coaster

Live in Harmony Coaster

£5.00£4.00
Triceratops Dino Egg Cup

Triceratops Dino Egg Cup

£12.50£10.00
Grow your own Hairy Pussy

Grow your own Hairy Pussy

£11.88£9.50
Greenhouse Planter

Greenhouse Planter

£18.13£13.95
Fuck Off Balloon Mug

Fuck Off Balloon Mug

£13.75£10.95
Nice Cock Mug

Nice Cock Mug

£16.25£12.95
Diplodocus Dino Mug

Diplodocus Dino Mug

£14.38£10.95
GAME OVER Game Controller Mug

GAME OVER Game Controller Mug

£12.10£7.02
Hello Sausage Doormat

Hello Sausage Doormat

£48.75£34.95
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Who's top of the class this week? Will it be a crude coaster? A croissant cushion? A cat-covered kitchen clock? Browse our best-sellers here and let the Red Candy prefects guide you through the products they think are the bee’s knees. And who are we to argue with them? You too can be a popular kid with one of our best-performing products. If you can't beat them, buy them!

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