Because You've Been Harpooned, Not Hopped-Up!

Ever been accused of being boozy when you're just a bit bruised by a harpoon? An outrageous shocker indeed! Slam the slanderers with this tongue-in-cheek coaster and get the last laugh in style! Add this delightful doodad to your table, and chuckle every time you set down a cup of Joe – or Jimmy, Javier, Jill...

Our charmingly crafted ‘Harpooned, Not Drunk’ Coaster is perfect for anyone who can appreciate a good jest when they see one. Convenient and cheerful, this coaster will lend a cheeky charm to your home and give you maximum jollies with minimal spills. And guess what? No sobriety tests required!

🍻 So step right up, grab your drinks, and make merry with the best alibi in town!

Why You'll Love It So Much, You'll Sing!

✔ The Wink in its Design – A lively nod to all who prefer their humor with a cheeky twist.
✔ High Spirits, No Spills – Keeps drink stains dead in their tracks.
✔ Perfect for a Prankster – Adds a dollop of glee to every gathering.
✔ Phenomenal Party Piece – Because a party without a burst of laughter is just a meeting.

Your Glorious Package Includes

• 1 x ‘Harpooned, Not Drunk’ Coaster

Specifications that Break the Mold

• Colour: Black and White (like a well-loved newspaper or a less well-loved zebra)
• Measurements: L11cm x W11cm x H3cm (just the right size for housing your hopped beverages – no harpoons here though)
• Note: Each product may vary slightly, adding to its spunk.

🍺 Don’t walk the plank! Grab this wildly comical coaster before it sails into the sunset!