I HATE COOKING! Bet you didn’t expect to see that coming in a product description about an apron…

This is the apron that embodies all the frustrating bits of being in the bun den. A delicious gift for that cook – sorry, layman – who swears more often than they breathe when they’re cooking.

Make sure you’ve checked off everything on the list of all the f*cking horrible things about being in the kitchen. The only thing that’s not on there is having to clean the oven. But the reward in fan-TASTY-c. FOOD!

Fucking Apron specifications

• Material: Cotton, polyester
• Colour: Black, white
• Dimensions: 90cm x 65cm
• Product Code: FIS-HM1779