It’s Sunday Roast time. The glorious, taste bud tingling, royal spread is in on the table, laid out like a banquet. At the head of the table stands the artist, their admirers ready to consume. They ask the most coveted question in a steady, strong tone; ‘What will it be? Leg or breast?’ Then that one peasant screams out ‘I’LL HAVE A TIT PLEASE!’ followed by titters all round the table.

There’s always one…

Whether ‘Nice Tits!’ is a synonym for ‘wow, what a great chef you are!’, or if it’s just simply a fact, this Nice Tits side plate is a perfect gift for a busty buxom baker, or a shameless chef.

Nice Tits side plate specifications

• Material: Ceramic
• Colour: White, red
• Dimensions: 8inch
• Must be hand washed and handled with care
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561334