Keeping up with the Jones’s can be exhausting. What you need is something to get the curtains twitching with minimal effort.

Anyone who’s anyone knows that only the most well-HEELed can afford designer shoes. If like me though, the closest you’ll get to a red bottom is landing on your derrière after a few glasses of fizz, this doormat comes a close second.

The Please Remove Your Louboutins Doormat, is made from natural coconut coir. Don’t however, be put off by the less than glam shade of brown. According to Christian, it’s called ‘marron caramel’ dahhhhhling.

Please Remove Your Louboutins Doormat specifications

• Material: Natural coconut coir
• Colour: Brown, black
• Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
• Product Code: TYPO-LOUBOUTINS