Meet Randy! A not-very-randy rhino even though he comes from a herd of very randy rhinos. They just can’t get enough! They obviously have a lot of calves and can often be seen bathing them in the stream or bashing up watermelons and feeding them the juicy pieces.

But Randy could never seem to find a mate! He stayed thick-skinned for a while, but the harder he looked, the less likely it seemed he would find the one. Without a family, he had no purpose, all he wanted was someone to rest their feet on him (that’s how rhinos form attachments, you see?)

That’s until we swept into the Savana and took him under our wing. We promised him a family of his own to head butt. Go on and take this lonely beast into your home! He just wants to be part of the family, no matter how small (plus he won’t try and h**p the chair leg).

Randy the Rhino Footstool Specifications

• Material: Fabric, wood 
• Colour: Grey, brown
• Dimensions: 71cm x 37cm x 36cm
• Product Code: RC-RANDY-FS