Heyyy! Who are you calling a b*ggering old tw*t!? Why I oughta…

That’s honestly one of the more…creative…insults I’ve heard. I just call people a w*nker and move on with my day but you seem to have hit the lottery!

I can’t even be mad at you. Pr*t in a hat? Ha! You are a creative f*cker. Where could one have even thought of such a thing? A TEA TOWEL? Absolutely no way, you’re f*cking lying. Get the f*ck outta here!

No really if you’re just gonna insult me like that then you can b*gger right off!

Sweary Periodic Table Tea Towel Specifications

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Dimensions: 48 x 80cm
• Product code: BB1-SWRCLOTH