Sweary Periodic Table Tea Towel
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Highlights
- Sweary Periodic Table Tea Towel - A tribute to your naughtiness.
- Crafted from 100% Cotton - Each piece packed with personality.
- Dries your dishes - No more water on the countertops.
- Perfect for a giggle - A must-have accessory for fun-loving homes.
- Funky gift idea - Bring a touch of cheekiness home.
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Your Insults, Reimagined in Cotton!
Ever wondered where to land your naughty English jibes? Check out our Sweary Tea Towel! Crafted from purely fun-loving 100% Cotton, it delights in keeping your delicate hands dry and your vocab indubitably quirky - no bar of soap required!
Featuring a dashing display of colorful language each expletive gives its own cheeky charm to the set. We've got your "bugger" in bold, your "w*nker" styled whimsically, and your "tw*t" in true technicolor! Heck, you'll even find a bishty "pr*t in a hat"- because nothing spices up your kitchen like an all-over sweary tea towel.
🍵 Ready to sizzle, drizzle and dazzle your dish-drying, fab-u-lass!
Why You’ll Love it
✔ Exceptionally Sweary Design – The ultimate giggle-grabbing novelty for your kitchen.
✔ Crafted from 100% Cotton – Soft, durable, and oh-so-slightly saucy.
✔ Dries dishes spectacularly - No more soggy worktops, just splendidly dry dishes.
✔ Perfect for a laugh – The must-have home accessory for any fan of the funny.
✔ A Funky Gift Idea - Who wouldn’t fancy a spankingly sweary bit of cotton at home?
What’s Included
- 1 x Sweary Periodic Table Tea Towel
Specifications
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Colour: Multicoloured
- Dimensions: L48cm x W80cm
🎁 Add a cheeky boldness to your washing up— snatch this legendary towel before it walks away!