Valentine's Day Gifts

Eek! The Day of Love is fast approaching and all you can think of buying them is flowers, chocolates or a copy of the Kama Sutra! Stay KAM, we've done the hard work for you...
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Bunch of Twats Mug

Bunch of Twats Mug

£14.52£11.95
Cocks Mug [D]

Cocks Mug [D]

£18.34£15.59
Shags Mug [D]

Shags Mug [D]

£18.34£15.59
I Love People A6 Notebook

I Love People A6 Notebook

£10.56£8.06
Peckers Mug [D]

Peckers Mug [D]

£18.34£15.59
Marshmallow Heart Cushion

Marshmallow Heart Cushion

£33.60£24.20
Boobies Mug [D]

Boobies Mug [D]

£18.34£15.59
Tits Mug [D]

Tits Mug [D]

£17.83£15.15
Fucking Ace Mug

Fucking Ace Mug

£14.52£10.76
Cake My Face! Side Plate

Cake My Face! Side Plate

£22.50
Tarts Tea Towel

Tarts Tea Towel

£14.38£12.22
Hamish the Highland Cow Footstool

Hamish the Highland Cow Footstool

£99.99£89.00
Shags Tea Towel [D]

Shags Tea Towel [D]

£15.81£13.44
Green Big Hug Mug

Green Big Hug Mug

£12.00£9.00
Cocks Tea Towel [D]

Cocks Tea Towel [D]

£15.81£13.44
Don't be a Tit Mug

Don't be a Tit Mug

£15.60£11.70
Evening! Mug

Evening! Mug

£19.00
Nice Cock Mug

Nice Cock Mug

£15.60£11.70
Fuck Off Balloon Mug

Fuck Off Balloon Mug

£14.52£10.76
Coffee Me! Cat Mug

Coffee Me! Cat Mug

£19.00
Nice Cock side plate

Nice Cock side plate

£23.40£17.55
The Belted Cow Animal Footstool

The Belted Cow Animal Footstool

£89.99£50.00
Boobies Tea Towel

Boobies Tea Towel

£16.68£14.17
Doughnut Badgerer Side Plate

Doughnut Badgerer Side Plate

£22.50
Tits Oven Glove

Tits Oven Glove [D]

£30.36£22.23
Curly Ivory the Sheep Footstool

Curly Ivory the Sheep Footstool

£298.00
Chestnut the Highland Calf Footstool

Chestnut the Highland Calf Footstool

£220.00£219.00
Ash the Highland Cow Footstool

Ash the Highland Cow Footstool

£298.00
Ash the Highland Calf Footstool

Ash the Highland Calf Footstool

£219.00
Nice Tits side plate

Nice Tits side plate

£23.40£17.55
Wall Clock Arkis - Bright purple

Wall Clock Arkis - Bright purple

£67.38£44.32
Table Lamp Funky Hobby - Bright purple

Table Lamp Funky Hobby - Bright purple

£40.65£26.64
Grow your own Hairy Cock 

Grow your own Hairy Cockæ

£12.60£9.45
Table lamp Fuego - Red ochre

Table lamp Fuego - Red ochre

£51.15£33.28
Ashford the Highland Bull Footstool

Ashford the Highland Bull Footstool

£298.00
Cocks A4 Print [D]

Cocks A4 Print [D]

£20.24£10.12
Tits A4 Print [D]

Tits A4 Print [D]

£20.24£10.12
Mr Bear Serving Platter

Mr Bear Serving Platter

£75.00£37.50
Tits Apron

Tits Apron [D]

£30.36£22.23
Boobies Apron [D]

Boobies Apron [D]

£30.36£22.23
Rude Food Tea Towel

Rude Food Tea Towel

£19.20£14.40
Ey Up Duck side plate

Ey Up Duck side plate

£23.40£17.55
Boobies Oven Glove

Boobies Oven Glove

£27.60£20.11
Chester the Highland Bull Footstool

Chester the Highland Bull Footstool

£299.00£298.00
B**ch I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Glove

Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Glove

£16.20£12.15
Ziggy Stardust Door Stopper (Limited Edition)

Ziggy Stardust Door Stopper (Limited Edition)

£25.20£18.90
Brigitte Tissue Cover Girl

Brigitte Tissue Cover Girl

£39.60£28.20
Dancer Lamp

Dancer Lamp

£152.00£123.50
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Eek! The Day of Love is fast approaching and all you can think of buying them is flowers, chocolates or a copy of the Kama Sutra! Stay KAM, we've done the hard work for you by hand-picking a selection of products that are as interesting and unique as your love. These red hot gifts are set to knock the socks off your partner quicker than you can say 'Be my Valent - '.