Grow your own Hairy Cockæ

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Highlights

  • Hairy Cock Plant – A quirky, fun addition to any space.
  • Grow your own – From watering to grooming, it's totally do-it-yourself.
  • Start a conversation - Its cheeky nature makes it a perfect conversation starter.
  • Perfect for gardeners - An unconventional twist to typical gardening.
  • Hysterical gift idea – Add a fun splash of green to someone's day!

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Hair's the Perfect Gift...And It's Major Cluckin' Fun!

Fretting about what to gift? A quirky, delightful grass-poking companion is here to save the day! This good-for-a-giggle Hair-Tastic Cock Plant grows a lush, green bush that you can style as you fancy. A naughty twist to your ordinary gardening adventures - No green thumb required!

This do-it-yourself Hairy Cock Planter is sure to sass up your space and tickle your funny bone! Its cheeky charm takes gardening to a whole new level. Bold in brown, this cocky character hosts a verdant lawn up top.

🌱 It's all set to sprout some fabulous fun for the looooong haul!

Why It's Fab-U-Lass

Goofy & Green: A spectacular splash of silliness for your shelf.
Grow As You Go: No green thumb? No problem! Just water, wait, and watch that hair grow!
Fab Conversation Starter: Get people chattering and chuckling with this gigtastic gem.
Perfect for the Pun-Loving Gardener: A fresh, funky addition to plant-filled spaces.
Crackerjack Gift Idea: Because who wouldn’t get a kick out of some hairy fun?

What's Included

  • 1 x Hairy Cock Plant (Planter and Seeds)

Specifications

  • Colour: Brown/Green
  • Dimensions: 11cm x 12.7cm x 7.6cm

🌱 Seize the day—and the giggles—grab this quirky charmer before we're all out!