Have you been thinking to yourself, Mother CLUCKER I have no idea what gift to get them!!! Well, no need to stress - we have the perfect gift for him or her, A Hairy Cock!

This cute and little (see also: average sized) Cock plant grows a thick and grassy bush that can be trimmed and shaped to your liking! It’s the perfect gift for the gardener in your life and those who love a dirty pun will most definitely get A RISE outta this Hairy Cock!

Be sure to look at the expression of your fellow colleagues in the lunch room when they overhear you telling your mate you got your Mum a Hairy Cock for her birthday!

• Colour: Brown, green
• Dimensions: 11 x 12.7 x 7.6cm
• Product Code: DG-DP1256