Burrgerrrrs, getcha buurrrrgerrss! What can I get for you, honey pie? Meaty, fishy, veggie or vegan? You want it saucy? Ketchup, mayo, siracha or ranch? With tomato, lettuce, pickle or dill? In a big bun, little bun, seedy or brown? Fries? Chunky, skinny, curly or French?

Here ya go, honey, one fuller-bigger double-dipper with thinly fat fries, a side of saucy-coarsy pickled onion dip in a seedy, corny, crispy bread.

YES!! That’s my order! Whichever way you take it, be sure to flaunt it on your fir this year. As soon as they see it hanging so scrumptiously from the tree, your guests will be running out to that 365 burger drive through, forgoing the roast you’ve slaved over for three days. Don’t blame the burger!

Big Fat Burger Bauble Specifications

• Material: Glass
• Colour: Brown, green, red
• Dimensions: 9.5cm x 6.5cm
• Product Code: SAB-KAYXM006