Hey, it’s you guys! What’s up, my name’s Clive the cat, welcome to my crib. Oh, and don’t forget to wipe your paws on our family portrait.

This is our play area. We’ve got some real cool accessories, like this ball on a string, and a pretty high-tech climbing jungle. There’s Narla, my eldest, she’s just graduated from Garfield College of Cat Nip, we’re so proud of her. This next room is the bed, and we’ve got Barnaby demonstrating the comfiness of the cot. He’s first class at napping, a skill we hold very dear in our family. And finally, there’s Angela, my wife, who’s doing the glamorous task of unclogging the drains. There’s a lot of hair balls in there.

So yeah, man, that’s our crib! Now meow outta here before I start hissing. This is our territory!

Black Cats Doormat specifications

• Material: Coconut Fibre
• Colour: Black, brown
• Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
• Anti Slip Backing
• Product code: FIS1-DM1639