Whit woo! Check out these hooters.

You’d be lying if you didn’t say that sometimes, late at night, you could expect to be joined by a couple of hooters. Some big, some small, some with piercing stares and some that just screech… Huh? Oh, I see. The Hooters Tea Towel features birds of a very different nature to the ones I was thinking of.

Made up of Barn and Pygmy instead of bra and panties, this cute but naughty tea towel features a rather fantastic set (of owls) that’ll be sure to get your feathers all flustered.

They’re excellent specimens, and if one thing’s for sure, it’s that these guys won’t be getting much sleep tonight… admittedly because they’re nocturnal, but we were hoping you’d assume it was for… sexier reasons.

Hooters Tea Towel Specifications:

• Material: Cotton
• Colour: Multicoloured
• Dimensions: H76cm x W48cm
• Artist: Sarah Edmonds
• Product Code: SE1-TT06