Ah, kids. Ya gotta love ‘em. Sometimes contractually.

They say that you should never work with children or animals, which can be particularly tricky when you live with them… and trickier still when they act like animals. They cry, they winge, they moan, and they expect you to do everything for them. They’re horrible, horrible creatures… but at the end of the day, they’re your kids, and you love their perfect imperfections.

It’s a bit of a backhanded compliment, literally on the back of your hand if you wear it wrong, but a little home truth is great for young characters. Just watch out when they come to choose your nursing home.

Made from 100% cotton, The Love My Asshole Kids Oven Glove is speaking the truth and makes the perfect gift for any parent who has just had enough!

Love My Asshole Kids Oven Glove

• Material: 100% cotton
• Colour: Blue
• Dimensions: 32cm x 16cm x 2.5cm
• Product Code: BQ1-WW115