Oh hello, sir! What an outstanding squire you are. Brushing up my dust like a true gentleman. What’s that? You wish to take me to dinner tonight? Oh, sir! I couldn’t possibly! A dustpan & brush and a human? What will people think? But my, oh my, you do brush up well.

Pop this suave dude in your cupboard for a dusty day. But don’t forget to apply a good coating of tash wax and stroke his head a little, he can get a bit needy. He’s clean, he’s calm and he’s up for anything. Ignore his quizzical, doubtful look, it’s just an expression of nostalgia for his previous life as a butler.

Now this is what a true gentleman should be. No fuss, no talking, just a moustache and a fetish for dust.

Moustache Man Dustpan & Brush Specifications

• Material: Plastic
• Colour: White, black
• Dimensions: 20.5cm x 16.5cm x 4.2cm
• Product Code: MAG1-16859