“Oh to be a coc- CHICKEN- yes… a chicken- jauntily running through the fields. Wind in the feathers, shoulders back and wings spread wide, filled with reckless abandon!

Yes, I imagine THAT is what it feels like to be truly free. To be free of responsibility, free of hurt and free of insecurity from society's judgments:

"You should really fatten up or no farmer’s market will want you"

"You should try to lay more eggs, you only have so many years left"

"You should take your fiancé, Jim, back - he didn’t mean it. I think you’re making a mistake."

Well "FUCK YOU GERTRUDE" and "FUCK YOU ALL!!!"

This is what I think, as I groggily pour my morning brew into this marvellous mug that holds my true spirit.

Fuck You All Mug Specifications

• Colour: Black, White
• Dimensions: 9.5 x 8 x 10cm
• Product Code: BB1-MUG100