Fuck You All Mug
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Highlights
- Spectacular Sipping Vessel – A fully-fledged tribute to your inner chicken spirit.
- Dictator of Your Morning Mood – Sip your way into the day with sass and splendour.
- Declaration of Independence – No more societal dictation. Just a hearty "Cluck You All!"
- Perfect Mood-Lifter for Early Risers – A must-have breakfast accessory for the free-spirited morning nurturer.
- Glorious Gift Idea – Perfect for cheering up those who need to let their frustrations out.
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Ever Craved Embracing Your Inner Clucker?
Picture it. That glorious, feather-frizzing, wing-whooshing feeling of being a...chicken! Yes, that's right! Gobbling down in the open fields of... wherever chickens roam freely and wildly.
Imagine the sumptuous sensation of liberation. Free from the clutches of responsibility. Free from the aches of an anxious heart. And, most exclusively, free from the judgy-wudgy nonsense of self-proclaimed hen-peckers:
"Pump yourself up, or the farmer's market won't bat an eye at you!"
"Get on with the egg-laying, tick-tock goes your body clock!"
"Take back Jim, your one and only rooster. He didn't mean to ruffle your feathers."
Well to that, we raise a resounding "Cluck Off, Gertrude!" and go one better with "Cluck You All!"
That's precisely the sentiment you'll be bathing in as you pour your morning concoction into this delightful delight of a mug. Guaranteed to bear your spirit animal's proclamation as you wake up to a new day!
Uncage your Rooster with these Fab-u-lass Specs!
- Colour: Cock-a-doodle Black, Eggshell White
- Size: Oooohhhh - Just 9.5 x 8 x 10cm
🐔 Start your day with a spectacular sip of coffee and a tasteful tongue of sass. Hurry up and get clucking!