☕ For When Inspiration Runs Dry!

Who said poetry is difficult? David Shrigley did.

But does that mean you should give up on it, even if it’s always been your one true desire? Probably.

Let’s be real—you’re never going to be the next Shakespeare. And that’s okay! Better yet, why not accept your fate, put the kettle on, make yourself a cuppa, and pour it into this mug while watching Peep Show instead? It’s a far better use of your time than staring at a blank page pretending to be deep.

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Perfect for Writers – Or anyone who has accepted creative defeat.
✔ Hilariously Honest – Because sometimes, poetry is just not happening.
✔ Holds All Beverages – Tea, coffee, or something stronger (no judgment).
✔ High-Quality Ceramic – Sturdy, stylish, and built for prolonged existential crises.
✔ Great Gift Idea – Ideal for wannabe poets, writers, and anyone who appreciates dry humour.

What’s Included

1 x Poetry-Inspired Mug

Specifications

Material: Ceramic
Capacity: Standard mug size (enough for a good existential sip)
Colour: Classic white with witty black text

🛒 Skip the sonnets—grab this mug now!